Encounter with ‘SHIT’

When I was two years old, I had my first encounter with shit. One evening, I was playing water in the bath room. Abruptly, a soft object came out from my butt. I hold the poop in my palm and contemplate what this thing is?

My aunt gave me two puppies when I was 9 years old. The very first training to the puppies was to poo-poo at the admitted place. Generally, the parent teaches their young kids to shit in the toilet bowl. Hence, I assumed the mother dogs will teach their puppies where to shit as well as. To affirm my hypothesis, I performed a field observation on my neighbor’s dogs. One of the dogs started sniffing the ground. When the dog was sniffing, showing signs that it was getting ready to poop. The dropping was watery and greenish. After few seconds, the mummy dog arrived to educate the puppy (I thought). The mummy dog whiffed. Shockingly, she licked and ate up the shit!

When I was teenager, I like green field. It is beautiful especially when the sun kissed the field. People sit or lie down on the field, resting, talking, and dreaming. One afternoon, after an exhausting exam, I took a nap. I lie down in the middle of the field with open hands and looked into to the high blue sky. The birds were flying freely. I took a deep breath of fresh air but there was a stinking smell. Crap! Unpleasantly, there is a dog shit which was 2inch away from my head. As an effect, when I read Psalm 23:2 “He makes me lie down in green pastures...” I was wondering will King David ever fear there might be sheep poop on the green pastures.

Since graduated from university till now, continuously, I run into shit.

One of my working days, I got busy in the toilet. After done and I got up, I heard a ‘tung’ sound. Something dropped out from my pocket into the toilet bowl. SHIT! My hand phone! I assured you, the last thing I wanted to do was putting my hands into the toilet bowl full of poop. Obviously, I had no choice.

I visited my in law’s house. They got a new puppy. I left my shoes at the staircase. When I went back, I felt something very soft and cold in the shoes. Yuck! The puppy’s shit.

Last month, on my way to work, there was a horrible smell in my car. Oh no, I accidently stepped on a dog shit in my apartment car park. Furthermore, the shits stuck on my car pedal. Why some of the owners letting their pet out and shit anywhere?

What kind of unpleasant encounter that I had. I pray that no more in future.